The Friendship Manifesto

This post is inspired by this week’s Writing Challenge: Manifesto.

Having failed miserably to secure any meaningful friendships, after living in the same area for 11 years, I’m submitting a “Want-Ad” for potential platonic companions.

For my part, I declare to be a true friend, as can be attested by my current lifelong best buddies scattered across the world. I will never sell or otherwise disclose your secrets. I will cry with you, empathize with you, sympathize with you, and most of all, respect you. I promise to help you carry your baggage if you’ll help me carry mine.

My requirements for YOU are as follows:

Be open-minded.

Male or female. 30+ years old.

Not necessarily married.

Comfortable around children. Bonus if you have your own.

Liberal/non-religious. Conversations may will fall in the gutter.

Able to converse without getting loaded with alcohol first.

No drugs, please.

Don’t be overly opinionated.

Exercise is encouraged.

Willing to shoot the breeze all night, if needed.

Shoulders may be needed to cry on from time to time.

Bonus if a fan of British drama, European football, Game of Thrones (would provide talking points, but not critical)

Please note – no room for personal drama whatsoever or jealous boyfriends/girlfriends. Been there, done that…