Change of Plans

“So, when are you getting married, Antonio?” Mrs. B asked.

“Next year, mom.”

“‘Next year’ again! You say the same thing every year, Antonio, and you’re still not married. You’re 40 years old! You’ve been seeing all these young girls and never settling down! When are you going to marry the mother of your kids?”

“Mom, don’t pressure me! And stay out of my sex life!” Continue reading “Change of Plans”