It is I, the Terrorizer, Saint Nick’s doppelganger, Krampus! I know most of you have forgotten me, or just plain don’t know, but I have been terrifying little European children for centuries! While the kindly, old, white-bearded, red-suited “ho-ho-ho” is … Continue reading Gruß vom Krampus!
“Daahling! Yes, it’s me! I have so much to tell you!” Mika chattered away on the phone to her friend, Felicia. This was the fifth such phone call for her today. “I’ve had such wonderful luck! I just did a … Continue reading Feeling Fancy
Yay! The thought of December gets me good and giddy with glee. I look forward to partying, eating, and generally goofing off. It’s the silly season and I’ll use that as any excuse for why I’m not my usual industrious self. … Continue reading 10 Reasons I’m Excited It’s December 🎄
“We’ve been friends for a long time, haven’t we, Cicero?” Aristotle asked. The Roman orator smiled in reply.”Impossibly long, some would say. Why do you ask?” The two philosophers were strolling through a Roman replica of the Hanging Gardens of … Continue reading Philosophy of Friendship
Celebrating 5 whole @*^&#! days of acrimonious extended-family traditional gatherings to kick off the festive season. We’re all so excited that the entire family is coming to visit us for Thanksgiving! We don’t get to see each other as often … Continue reading Five Days of Thanksgiving
Miss Malaprop is the Marketing Projects Manager. She is young and very eager to please, but she hasn’t worked in this field for very long and needs some guidance as she gains some experience. As far as she’s concerned, experience is … Continue reading Meet Miss Malaprop